when i say i want to marry my favorite musician i don’t mean just bang i mean like
i want to be making pancakes on sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and have him kiss me on the nose
I’d also bang him though
this entire site is on drugs
steve gets colorful when competitive
SUCK MY STAR-SPANGLED DICKS MOTHERFUCKERS
I get really happy whenever this comes up on my dash - because Steve was in the Army, so it’s completely probable that he talks like this. We just won’t ever know, because he had to be in a PG-13 movie.
- Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
- Me: No, but I did scrape my knees when I crawled up from hell.
I’m watching Coffee Prince and all I can say is: