We're all quite mad here.

stuckinabucket:

"Oooooookay.  That’s…weird."

"Four, five, six…subtle, guys.  Real subtle."

"Are you shitting me?  Covert ops, my Irish grandmother.  This is why you people lost in ‘Nam."

"Really?  With the budging in behind me, and the whole goon squad?  I am going to kick everybody’s ass on general principle."

(Source: forassgard, via unmarvel)

sephiroh-ignis:

yukipri:

Baby!Smaug

Baby dragons are essentially winged, fire-breathing cats.

this is really nice

—Spooky Scary Skeletons

hobo-golden:

I’m so sorry but its just that time of year

so totally not soorrryyyy YHEAAAA!!!!!!!!!

(via sephiroh-ignis)

We Slytherins are brave, yes, but not stupid. For instance, given the choice, we will always choose to save our own necks.

(Source: dracomartell, via lightningshapedscar)

  • mercutio: i can see what's happening
  • benvolio: what?
  • mercutio: and they don't have a clue!
  • benvolio: stop
  • mercutio: they'll fall in love and here's the bottom line -- our trio's down to two
  • benvolio: people are dying